Wednesday, June 25, 2008

HAPPY FROG & POPULAR HUMOUR


For some reason, out of 4,500 humorous articles on our website, these always see over 1,000 unique visitors reading them each month:

Interesting Questions
- http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/7222.htm



If You Love Something
- http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/7729.htm



50 Fun Things to do in a Mall - http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/6333.htm

Sunday, June 22, 2008

TOUGH LOVE

Tough Love vs Spanking

Make sure you view the photo attached below

Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument

Most of America's populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

Sincerely,

Your Friend




Wednesday, June 18, 2008

A CATHOLIC TALE


As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this persons condition.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling some long ago a priest who made an admonition to 'care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked,' I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out, 'Reach out, reach out!'










So, I did..........










I won't be at Mass this week!!

(See pics below)










Sunday, June 15, 2008

WATER-FUELED CAR

(The cynic in me says 'Let's wait until the oil cartels put a stop to this!)

Friday, June 13, 2008

TIGER 'CUBS'

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet
tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs
were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after
birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to
decline in health,
although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of
her litter had caused
the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the
tigress could surrogate
another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news
was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the
mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never
been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will
take on the care of a different species.
The only orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling
pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed
the babies around the mother tiger.
Would they become cubs or pork chops? Take a look...you won't believe your
eyes!!





Thursday, June 12, 2008

DON'T MESS WITH THESE WOMEN!!!!










Orright... if you don't want to be like them you could choose to build this sort of figure: