Saturday, June 30, 2007
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Friday, June 22, 2007
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME: I'M RICH!
I normally wouldn't put something about Paris Hilton on this Blog, but there's some nice humor/lessons here!
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'SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!'
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya? Did she threaten to kill ya?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did ya hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill ya?"
"No."
"Did someone tell ya that your wife is gonna kill ya?"
"No."
"Then why did ya think she's gonna kill ya?" asked the exasperated police officer.
"Because I found a bottle on dresser and I think she's gonna poison me!"
He handed the police officer the suspect bottle. The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, "What's so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle says 'Polish Remover'?"
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
ART THIEF IN PARIS
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After carefully planning he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied:
"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet To
buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this here!)
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