ONE WISH

A man was walking along a Californian beach one day, and he hears a voice. He's puzzled and startled as he can't figure out where it's coming from, so he says, "Is that you God??!" To his amazement he hears a reply, "Yes, my son, it is I, Almighty God"

God continues... "I have been watching you, my son. You are a good man and a fine Christian, so I've decided to grant you one wish". So the man thinks for a while, then says.. "Well, you know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii for my holidays, but I can't afford the airfare for the whole family, so do you think maybe you could build a bridge to Hawaii so I can just load up the station wagon and we can all drive accross?".

Well God is a bit shocked by this and replies.. " A bridge to Hawaii!!? Do you have any idea of the logistics involved in a project like that!! the amount of concrete and steel..! the depth of the pylons..! the length of it! look, I know I'm God, and I can do anything, but when I said a wish, I was thinking more along the lines of something less materialistic, like personal development, character building, relationships, that sort of thing.."

So the man thinks for a while.. "Hmmm.. ok well, I'll tell you what God.. I love my wife, and we get along just fine, but I've never really understood women. I want to know what makes them tick. I want to know how to get in touch with my feminine side, so I can understand women.. to be able to relate to them.. why they say the things that they do.. why they feel the way they do.. to be able to laugh when they laugh, and cry when they cry.. to understand why they get mad, when I don't think I've done anyting wrong, so I won't upset them... to be as one.. I really want to understand women!"

Suddenly there is silence.. Then finally God answers..
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"So did you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"